A Pretty One

After Church today Momma  Glad and I went to lunch at an Outback Steakhouse.  It's one of the few restaurants in our area with Parking, so an easy choice for us.  We sat in the section in the bar area so I could catch some of the football game while we ate.  We had a very nice and a efficient waitress.  She was youngish, cute and very busy tending the bar and the surrounding tables.  After the meal, mom asked me to hand her, her purse.  She wanted to buy me lunch.   So I dutifully handed over the purse and put the two twenty dollar bills she gave me in the sleeve with the bill.  She said to me, "tell her we need will need some change:".  I said, "Okay".   Then she added, " she was a pretty good waitress but she wasn't that pretty and I want you a pretty girl." Pause...."Mom!"....