I like the kind that stinks!

When Momma Glad takes a day and does the ironing, invariably that evening she has to use to ointment on her back.  So I can always tell when her back is hurting.  This morning over our Bagels we saw a commercial for a new product Blue EMU pitched by Johnny Bench.  The selling point is that you have no more pain and Wont Stink!  So I told mom, "maybe I should order you some of that stuff mom...that way you wouldn't stink"... She responded, "I like the kind that stinks.  That way you feel like you're getting somewhere".